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Dar Veorico, mumă, dacă tot te-au proțăpit lingăii în foncția supremă de „mamă a națiunii”, cum numai coana Leana, colega matale de „codoi”, „imunoglobină”, „idolizare” și alte cuvinte inventate, a fost, de ce nu te porți ca o mamă? De ce nu-ți pasă că-ți pleacă pe capete cei mai deștepți copii în țări străine, iar cei rămași stau înghesuiți câte trei pe un pat de spital, că învață în școli insalubre, fără căldură și fără apă curentă? De ce-ți pasă doar de cei mai răi dintre copiii tăi, de cei care violează, ucid, tâlhăresc și fură? De ce, ca o mamă dură, dar dreaptă, nu-l tragi de urechi pe derbedeul ăla de fiu al națiunii numit Liviu Dragnea, să-și bage odată mințile în cap?

Nu, Veorico, nu ești o mamă bună pentru națiunea asta. Ai făcut un gest deosebit acum 30 de ani, dar acest gest a fost șters cu buretele de ticăloșiile pe care le-ai comis anul ăsta. Și pe care te încăpățânezi să le comiți în continuare, prin ordonanța de urgență „menită să facă dreptate celor ce au fost judecați de completuri ilegale”, cum zici tu, Veorico. De parcă faptele lor n-ar fi la fel de ticăloase, indiferent cine i-ar fi judecat. Mai bine îți dai demisia, dragă doamnă, din funcția de „mamă a națiunii” și din guvern, înainte să ne dezmoștenești pe toți sau, mai rău, să ne lași drept moștenire un un euro cotat la cinci lei, un robor care se urcă la cer, o inflație așijderea, un jaf și-o cotropire în toată industria. Mergi acasă la Videle, Veorico, bate-l pe agramatul de fiu-tău să-ți facă nepoți și plimbă-i prin parc, ca o bunicuță cumsecade. N-are rost să te compromiți mai mult decât deja ai făcut-o, dând ordonanța și ieșind apoi în șuturi de la guvernare. Pleacă acum, până nu riști să devii pentru alde Dragnea și penalii mumă, iar pentru toți românii cinstiți – ciumă. Ciumă roșie, evident.

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