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	<title>Reporter Virtual - stiri exclusive &#187; banc</title>
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		<title>Rău au mai ajuns ţiganii</title>
		<link>http://www.reportervirtual.ro/2010/08/rau-au-mai-ajuns-tiganii.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Aug 2010 11:10:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tiberiu Lovin</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Aproape ca-mi este mila de ei. Bine, dupa ce am citit bancul . Moare tiganul si cand ajunge pe lumea cealalta se intalneste cu Ceausescu. - Mai tigane, cand a fost mai bine, in vremea mea sau acum? - In vremea ta, jupane, ca pe vremea aceea politicienii faceau politica, muncitorii lucrau, iar tiganii furau. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Banc pe regiuni</title>
		<link>http://www.reportervirtual.ro/2010/01/banc-pe-regiuni.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 11 Jan 2010 13:09:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tiberiu Lovin</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[banc]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Stiu ca nu se cade, dar e prea interesant acest banc . &#8220;Un moldovean, un oltean si un ardelean stateau la un foc de tabara si se laudau.   - moldoveanul: acu&#8217; doua saptamani a coborat un urs de pe munte si a atacat oile la o stana, a rupt cainii&#8230; am sarit la el, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Banc adevarat la Adevarul</title>
		<link>http://www.reportervirtual.ro/2009/09/banc-adevarat-la-adevarul.html</link>
		<comments>http://www.reportervirtual.ro/2009/09/banc-adevarat-la-adevarul.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 28 Sep 2009 20:21:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tiberiu Lovin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Umor]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Adevarul]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[banc]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[gramatica]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[politisti]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Adevarul tinde sa ajunga subiect de bancuri. Intai bancul: &#8220;Un elicopter s-a prabusit intr-un cimitir. Politistii au recuperat 627 de victime&#8221;. Pentru cei care nu s-au prins din prima: in elicopter nu incap atatia oameni. Restul victimelor au fost recuperate direct din morminte. Cam asa face si Adevarul, care a dat o stire de senzatie. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Un banc si brb</title>
		<link>http://www.reportervirtual.ro/2009/09/un-banc-si-brb.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Sep 2009 07:21:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tiberiu Lovin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Personale]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[banc]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[politica]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Scuze, dar vreo cateva ore voi fi prins intr-un interviu c-un candidat la presedintie si altele. Va las un banc pana atunci ca trebuie sa fiti veseli. Intr-un taxi se urca o calugarita, eleganta si frumoasa. Soferul, tinerel si frumusel, o priveste pe furis de nenumarate ori. Calugarita il intreaba ce il framinta &#8230; Soferul [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Bancul de pranz+update</title>
		<link>http://www.reportervirtual.ro/2009/08/bancul-de-pranz.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 02 Aug 2009 14:16:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tiberiu Lovin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Umor]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[banc]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Catavencu]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Cotidianul]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[demisie]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[presa]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Intrebare si raspuns in trustul Realitatea-Catavencu: Mai are bani Vantu? Yes, offshore! Update 1: Mesajul catavencului Ioan T. Morar nu e banc, ci chiar realitate. L-a sunat Nistorescu, iar si el i-a dat cu tifla ca NU va mai scrie pentru Cotidianul. Update 2: Eugen Istodor s-a solidarizat si crede ca normal ar fi ca [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Întâmplări legate de love</title>
		<link>http://www.reportervirtual.ro/2009/05/intamplari-legate-de-love.html</link>
		<comments>http://www.reportervirtual.ro/2009/05/intamplari-legate-de-love.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 31 May 2009 12:19:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tiberiu Lovin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Personale]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[banc]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Habar n-am ce isi pot dori cadou niste prospeti insuratei, pentru ca eu nu-mi amintesc sa-mi fi dorit altceva decat o rama pentru fotografii (mare si cu loc pentru trei poze), pe care n-am primit-o bineinteles. Stiu insa ca la Ikea sunt tot felul de lucruri pentru casa, iar nunta la care am fost ieri m-a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Atenţie la ce îţi doreşti</title>
		<link>http://www.reportervirtual.ro/2009/04/atentie-la-ce-iti-doresti.html</link>
		<comments>http://www.reportervirtual.ro/2009/04/atentie-la-ce-iti-doresti.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 28 Apr 2009 07:39:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tiberiu Lovin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Umor]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[banc]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bere]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[sotie]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[UPDATE: Pentru ca multa lume a inteles ca este o discutie intre mine si sotia mea, am sa fac precizarea: este un banc .  Ieri seară stăteam cu nevastă-mea de vorbă despre eutanasiere si i-am spus: &#8220;- Sa nu mă lasi niciodată să stau într-o stare vegetativă, să fiu dependent de niste masini si alimentat [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Banc scurt</title>
		<link>http://www.reportervirtual.ro/2009/02/banc-scurt.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Feb 2009 10:34:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tiberiu Lovin</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Un tip la restaurant: - Chelner! - Da? - Mai prajeste-mi putin puiul asta, ca mi-a mancat toata salata!]]></description>
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		<title>A apărut primul banc privind înregistrările</title>
		<link>http://www.reportervirtual.ro/2009/01/a-aparut-primul-banc-privind-inregistrarile.html</link>
		<comments>http://www.reportervirtual.ro/2009/01/a-aparut-primul-banc-privind-inregistrarile.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 22 Jan 2009 13:24:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tiberiu Lovin</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[ascultarea telefoanelor]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[banc]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[e-mail]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[inregistrari]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[lege]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Este normal. Legea care ii obliga pe toti operatorii de telefonie si cablu sa ne stocheze mesaje de pe e-mail, de pe mess, sms-urile si convorbirile telefonice a primit replica printr-un banc. Intrebare la Radio Erevan: De ce are hartia igienica mai multe straturi? Nu era de ajuns unul singur? Raspuns: In principiu aveti dreptate [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Un banc spulbera misterul sedintelor lungi</title>
		<link>http://www.reportervirtual.ro/2009/01/un-banc-spulbera-misterul-sedintelor-lungi.html</link>
		<comments>http://www.reportervirtual.ro/2009/01/un-banc-spulbera-misterul-sedintelor-lungi.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 19 Jan 2009 14:32:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tiberiu Lovin</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[banc]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Este adevarat: sedintele politicienilor si nu numai sunt lungi, ba chiar extrem de lungi. Se intampla asta pentru ca la aceste sedinte participantii majoritari sunt barbati. Si care este legatura? Trebuie sa cititi acest banc. &#8220;Trecerea alimentelor din gura in stomac dureaza 7 secunde. Parul omenesc poate suporta o greutate de 3 kg. Penisul unui [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Fotografii de dimineata</title>
		<link>http://www.reportervirtual.ro/2009/01/fotografii-de-dimineata.html</link>
		<comments>http://www.reportervirtual.ro/2009/01/fotografii-de-dimineata.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 19 Jan 2009 07:02:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tiberiu Lovin</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[banc]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cioara]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Vii la birou si te intampina o chestie umeda. Interesant, nu? Este doar podeaua, zic specialistii in fabricat panouri de atentionare. &#8220;Atentie! Se aluneca!&#8221; ar fi fost de ajuns, dar barbatii astia nu se pot abtine. Nici ciorile nu se pot abtine sa nu incalce legea: ocupa abuziv pista pentru biciclete. In final, am o [...]]]></description>
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		<title>O intrebare si un banc</title>
		<link>http://www.reportervirtual.ro/2008/12/o-intrebare-si-un-banc.html</link>
		<comments>http://www.reportervirtual.ro/2008/12/o-intrebare-si-un-banc.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Dec 2008 15:00:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tiberiu Lovin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Personale]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ce rezultat primiti daca scrieti &#8220;reporter&#8221; pe google.ro ? Sa-mi spuneti si mie. Si acum un banc demential ca la final de saptamana. &#8220;Un vanator cedeaza cicalelilor nevestei si o duce la vanatoare. Acolo, ii explica cum se tine pusca si ca, atunci cand a impuscat un animal, sa se grabeasca spre el, ca nu [...]]]></description>
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