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Doar că distinsa ministresă, deși provenind dintr-o veche vatră de românism, a uitat unul dintre cele mai reprezentative proverbe ale acestui neam: gura bate curul. Mai precis spus, după ce a dat din maxilare luni în șir, făcând un lucru mecanic mai mare chiar și decât al spărgătorului de gheață ”Aurora” când era prins între banchize, după ce s-a chinuit să ne explice cum o să crească salariile medicilor, profesorilor, inginerilor, moașelor comunale, frânarilor și sculer-matrițerilor din România, acum s-a trezit coana Olguța că nu sunt bani. Sau, cum zice ea savant, ”a trebuit să refacem calculele cu Ministerul de Finanţe ca să rămânem în aceeaşi anvelopă salarială pentru că mai mult nu este”.

Păi nu știai, Olguțo, încă din toamnă, că ”mai mult nu este”? N-ai aflat nici până azi că iarna nu-i ca vara? Tu voiai să circuli vara asta tot cu anvelopa salarială cu care te împăunai iarna trecută? Vezi, fată, dacă puneai și tu mâna pe carte și învățai că doi plus doi nu fac cinci oi și nici măcar șase boi care s-au țepuit votând cu voi anul trecut? Doi cu doi fac patru, Olguțo, și tot patru o să facă și iarna, și vara, și-n vecii vecilor, amin. Dacă voi, șmecherii din PSD ați fi învățat matematica adevărată, nu aia electorală, și nu i-ați fi mințit pe bieții oameni cu atâta nerușinare, promițând că le dați bani, când voi, de fapt, aveați de gând să ne dați altceva, la toți, acum n-ați mai fi fost nevoiți să refaceți calculele. Plus de asta, le refaceți degeaba, stai relaxată, că nici Dragnea, cât o fi el de priceput la înviat morți, minuni din astea cu înmulțit sute de lei nu știe să facă. Și poate că bani ar fi, dar sunteți voi, pesediștii, dispuși să ciordiți mai puțin, ca să mai rămână ceva și la buget?

Că poporul pesedist și-a luat-o peste bot și o să se delecteze până cel puțin la sfârșitul anului cu delicioasele răbdări prăjite oferite de gospodina Olguța nu e de mirare. Votanții PSD au fost mereu săraci cu duhul și au crezut tot ce li se spune. Problema nu e la ei. Problema e la ăia care n-au votat și au permis ca asemenea promisiuni aberante să ajungă la rangul de ”program de guvernare”. Acum, pe 11 iunie, vom avea câteva teste ale turnesolului, să le zic așa. În mai multe localități din țară se organizează alegeri locale. Chiar și la Craiova se va alege un nou primar, că doamna Olguța s-a dus la Bucale.

Tare aș vrea să văd dacă nația asta ușor de dus de nas se mai lasă păcălită o dată. Dacă și acum, după ce pesedeii și-au dat arama pe față și le-au arătat fraierilor singura lor ofertă electorală adevărată – degetul mare bine strâns între arătător și mijlociu și ciuciu bani în plus la salariu – la Craiova și-n alte părți câștigă tot candidații PSD, pentru că lumea nu iese la vot, atunci chiar ne merităm soarta. Chiar merităm să fim prostiți în față și furați pe la spate și chiar merităm să ne conducă unii ca Olguța, Daea sau Ciordache. Și nu m-ar mira ca prin ianuarie, așa, când a promis ministresa să dea prima tranșă de măriri salariale, PSD să anunțe, ca la Radio-Erevan: ”Nu era Volga, era Volguța, și nu li s-au dat bani, ci li s-au luat.”

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