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Dar uite că până la urmă nu știu ce s-a întâmplat – ori a sunat cucul în pendulă, la Cotroceni, ori i-au șoptit niște păsărici multe grade pe umăr că e groasă – și Iohannis s-a trezit. Mai întâi, încă adormit, a refuzat să-l demită și pe Lazăr. Pe urmă, a refuzat s-o numească pe gluga aia de coceni a lui Slugărel în fruntea DNA. Mai deunăzi, a trimis-o pe Olguța la plimbare, rupându-i ministerul de la gură, ceea ce, pentru o centuristă ca ea (da, frate, are centură la karate, nu știați?) e dramatic. Acum, președintele refuză să-l demită pe ultimul pucist rămas în guvern, Paul Stănescu, motivând că vine 1 Decembrie și trebuie să ne pregătim de centenar, o să avem suficient timp pe urmă și de circul politic.

Sincer, nu știu ce se petrece cu președintele, dar mă rog să-l țină Dumnezeu tot așa! I-or fi dat ăștia la Cotroceni să bea din cana lui Băsescu, i-or fi schimbat cercetătorii britanici softul și l-au trecut pe modul „agresiv”, cert este că îmi place! Ăsta e președintele pe care l-am votat. Un președinte care să aibă curajul, atunci când corupții vor să ne scoată din UE, să-și tragă pe el geaca roșie și să le zică: „Haideți, cariaților, sunteți ciumegi? Să vedem cine are mai multe voturi în spate!” Acum, pâinea și cuțitul sunt la Iohannis. Dacă joacă tare și nu cedează, dacă știe cum să le folosească, îl face pe Dragnea în foi de varză până la Crăciun. Și atunci, în loc să mai împartă șoriciul cu „statul paralel”, cum făcea pe vremuri, s-ar putea ca Daddy, rămas fără guvern și fără puteri, să fie nevoit să-și păzească el însuși șoriciul, de colegii de celulă.

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