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		<title>Relax</title>
		<link>http://www.reportervirtual.ro/2010/09/relax-2.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 13 Sep 2010 14:58:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tiberiu Lovin</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Unii au început săptămâna cam stresaţi. Veţi vedea foarte curând un pârlit de neuron care are atacuri de panică atunci când deschide blogul meu. În câteva momente. Până atunci, va rog să va relaxaţi cu umor publicitar involuntar. Primit pe e-mail. O fi vechi, dar m-am amuzat teribil. Subject: DIN CATEGORIA ROMANII E FOARTE INTELIGENTI: [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Rău au mai ajuns ţiganii</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Aug 2010 11:10:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tiberiu Lovin</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Aproape ca-mi este mila de ei. Bine, dupa ce am citit bancul . Moare tiganul si cand ajunge pe lumea cealalta se intalneste cu Ceausescu. - Mai tigane, cand a fost mai bine, in vremea mea sau acum? - In vremea ta, jupane, ca pe vremea aceea politicienii faceau politica, muncitorii lucrau, iar tiganii furau. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I se spune Shrek</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 04 Aug 2010 13:08:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tiberiu Lovin</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Imre]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Shrek]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Dupa ce m-a porcait in Click in doua articole, iar eu am reactionat aici, am inceput sa primesc ponturi despre viata tumultoasa a lui Peter Imre. Le astept in continuare cu interes. Azi am una amuzanta. Porecla atribuita de angajati managerului general de la Adevarul Holding este Shrek. Seamana? Ce ziceti?]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>22</slash:comments>
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		<title>Ghicitoare</title>
		<link>http://www.reportervirtual.ro/2010/07/ghicitoare.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 28 Jul 2010 12:58:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tiberiu Lovin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Umor]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[evolutie]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[maimuta]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[om]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[violenta]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[La cine va ganditi cand vedeti aceste imagini? Haideti ca e simplu! E vorba de evolutie sau involutie? Dati click pe imagine pentru a vedea intreg tabloul. Cred ca este interesant. Ar mai fi cateva fotografii care s-ar potrivi cu situatia, dar ar fi prea simpla ghicitoarea. Curaj .]]></description>
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		<title>No comment :)</title>
		<link>http://www.reportervirtual.ro/2010/07/no-comment.html</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 25 Jul 2010 02:08:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tiberiu Lovin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Umor]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[box]]></category>

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		<title>Sfaturi pentru sinucigaşi</title>
		<link>http://www.reportervirtual.ro/2010/06/sfaturi-pentru-sinucigasi.html</link>
		<comments>http://www.reportervirtual.ro/2010/06/sfaturi-pentru-sinucigasi.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 26 Jun 2010 10:54:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tiberiu Lovin</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[sinucidere]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Un student din Alba Iulia s-a aruncat de la etajul V al unei cladiri din zona Cetate, nu inainte de a posta cateva comentarii lamuritoare pe Facebook, a scrie un mesaj lung la calculator si a lasa un bilet de adio, de data asta de mana. Am citit cu atentie si aceste mesaje, ca si [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Generaţia care va prelua puterea</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 06 May 2010 11:04:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tiberiu Lovin</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[bac]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[elevi]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[pericol]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[perle]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Sugestie: fugiti din tara pana nu vin astia la putere sa ne nenoroceasca, vorba unei amice care mi-a dat o lista cu perle de la bacalaureatul de anul trecut. Sa radem sau sa plangem? Foto: Imaginea este generica. Habar n-am daca si fetele surprinse ieri sunt tute, cu toate ca nu le inteleg de ce [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Cum a fost falimentat Patriciu de propriul ziar</title>
		<link>http://www.reportervirtual.ro/2010/03/cum-a-fost-falimentat-patriciu-de-propriul-ziar.html</link>
		<comments>http://www.reportervirtual.ro/2010/03/cum-a-fost-falimentat-patriciu-de-propriul-ziar.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Mar 2010 00:02:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tiberiu Lovin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Umor]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[greseala]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[presa]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.reportervirtual.ro/?p=14253</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Stiu ca sunteti socati. Aproape ca as fi si eu daca mi-ar pasa ca maine Patriciu ar cersi la metrou, iar in schimbul teoriilor economice ar primi niste maruntis de-o paine si-o cafea la dozator+un pachet de Plugarul de contrabanda. Un fel de trabuc romanesc. Informatia cu falimentul este extrasa logic chiar din ziarul domniei [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>5</slash:comments>
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		<title>Auci! Cât tremurici încape într-un poliţist</title>
		<link>http://www.reportervirtual.ro/2010/02/auci-cat-tremurici-incape-intr-un-politist.html</link>
		<comments>http://www.reportervirtual.ro/2010/02/auci-cat-tremurici-incape-intr-un-politist.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 27 Feb 2010 15:08:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tiberiu Lovin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Umor]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Video]]></category>

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		<slash:comments>1</slash:comments>
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		<title>Jurnalul de călătorie al unui turist american</title>
		<link>http://www.reportervirtual.ro/2010/02/jurnalul-de-calatorie-al-unui-turist-american.html</link>
		<comments>http://www.reportervirtual.ro/2010/02/jurnalul-de-calatorie-al-unui-turist-american.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 22 Feb 2010 13:33:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tiberiu Lovin</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[americani]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[calatorie]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Pot sa va spun doar ca acest jurnal de calatorie (via e-mail) este de senzatie si reflecta perfect cultura americanilor. Nu-s toti asa, dar cei mai multi da. Lectura placuta! &#8220;VENETIA : Am sosit in oras dupa o ploaie torentiala. Toate strazile sunt inundate. Nu se circula decat cu barca. Cu toate acestea barcagii sunt [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Jurnalul unui funcţionar public</title>
		<link>http://www.reportervirtual.ro/2010/02/jurnalul-unui-functionar-public.html</link>
		<comments>http://www.reportervirtual.ro/2010/02/jurnalul-unui-functionar-public.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 19 Feb 2010 11:20:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tiberiu Lovin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Umor]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[functionari]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[program]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Circula pe net intr-o veselie. Update: Sursa este Dan Popa. Firesc . &#8220;LUNI 9:35 - Am ajuns la serviciu. In fata biroului meu, 50 de ciudati au facut o coada. M-am prefacut ca incep sa-i bag in seama, dupa care am bagat cartonul cu “Revin imediat” si mi-am scos integramele. 10:00 - Cica vor sa [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>4</slash:comments>
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		<title>Avatar pentru angajaţii mogulilor</title>
		<link>http://www.reportervirtual.ro/2010/02/avatar-pentru-angajatii-mogulilor.html</link>
		<comments>http://www.reportervirtual.ro/2010/02/avatar-pentru-angajatii-mogulilor.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Feb 2010 15:47:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Tiberiu Lovin</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Intamplator am dat peste acest individ, dar cred ca imaginea s-a potrivi ca avatar pentru cei care lucreaza in trusturile mogulilor. Macar moaca sa i se vada la mess, pentru ca este un pic mai mare. S-ar potrivi sau nu? Macar atat sa faca si &#8220;negrisorii&#8221; platiti prost si cu lefurile intarziate. Astept injuraturile voastre, [...]]]></description>
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